Gas is cheap. So's blood, in context.

A friend of mine often remarks that its rediculous people are complaining about the cost of gas. They pump up this black crap from a pit they have to drill into the earth to access, send it through lots of chemical refinement processes, and haul it half way around the world, and people bitch about its cost, even when its not even close to the cost of a gallon of milk, which is pissed out by a cow, from usually less then the next state away.

If you thought of this as rediculous, I bet you didn't know that HP black ink is more expensive to buy then blood. All I'm waiting for now is confirmation that Mach3 Fusion blades are more expensive per ounce then gold. I already know that after the Da Beers cartel is brought down, they're more expensive per ounce then diamond.