I can truthfully tell you that you should avoid 4-car pileups.

Just wanted to tell you all that, despite the offers of vicadin, robaxin, and a new car, you should wholeheartedly not persue involvement in a 4-car pileup. Your car, like mine, was probably not engineered to support a large JEEP parking on top of it. Not to mention the confusing chain of insurance and lawsuits, and injuries is not worth the meds, money, car, or weeklong delay in updating your blog.